Squidward: (Gets back up) What am I doing?! (Patrick touches his hat) Patrick! (Notices he is in the Krusty Krab), (Scene fades out, the next scene shows Squidward at the register with a customer), Squidward: Okay. Oh, no! Patrick: I mopped the floors! What are you doing?!?! [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. A hint! Patrick: It's after SpongeBob! (Shows him the restraining order), Mr. Krabs: Let me see that! Patrick: You're the prettiest button I've ev...(Spots Squidward) Huh? (Breaks the window off its hinges and throws it at SpongeBob. Speaking of which, are you gonna stick around for morning fry-cook calisthenics? SpongeBob: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Patrick laughs as Squidward's nose is stuck in his mouth. (Runs away), Squidward: (Crashes into the seaberry pie and then onto the window, then tastes the pie) Seaberries? No, no, no! SpongeBob: Oh, no! Chronology Squidward: No, Patrick! We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. SpongeBob: Ohh! (Cries). SpongeBob: Served? I'm sorry! (knocks SpongeBob down and gives him a piece of paper from the folder). (Sits down and sighs) No better way to spend a break then with a little cool jazz. (Shoves the mustard bottle into SpongeBob's eye) See? Patrick: (Still giggling) Notice anything... (Smacks Squidward's nose with the Krusty Krab hat he is wearing) ...different? (Rings the order bell and tries to give the order to Squidward, but Squidward puts up a glass window) Hmm? (Gasps then smiles) I got it! (Runs over to Mr. Krabs) Sorry about that Mr. Krabs! Go away, Patrick! Bald pushes Squidward away from him). Get back to work! Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob! Squidward: (Enraged) Patrick! SpongeBob is mopping the floor when Squidward arrives with a blue folder). Patrick continues to follow him) Go away, Patrick! Next For me? (We see SpongeBob outside grinding his spatula on a rotating wheel and Squidward opens the window) SpongeBob, do you mind?!?! Mr. Krabs: Why all the shiverin' of the timbers, Mr. Squidward? Airdate: (Squidward is lying in bed, asleep and he wakes up to a loud noise), Squidward: What the...? (Snatches the mustard bottle from SpongeBob and opens it) It's empty! Squidward: How long you want to live? (Looks at his button) Did you know the monster was Squidward? (Jumps up high and yells; heads toward Squidward), (Patrick lands on Squidward and starts attacking him. (Takes out a drawing held upside-down of the Krusty Krab hat pointing to it and his hat). Calm down. Now I want this ship sailin' smoothly on the double! How'd you know that? (Watches as Squidward squirts mustard at Patrick's face and Patrick then hits him with a spatula. (Pauses and looks at the button) You're right, button! (Shows the restraining order with "Patrick Star" now written on it), (The episode ends with Patrick still laughing hysterically). Whatcha doin'? SpongeBob: (Screams) Think, SpongeBob, think! (Pushes a button on the cash register and Patrick springs out) Patrick! (All fly off). Patrick: I just finished cleaning the restroom! My very own...(Looks at the restraining order) Restraining order. Patrick! Transcript [The episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick about to thumb wrestle. Squidward: (Nervously) Huh? Squidward tries hard to get his nose free and he does, but goes flying in the process). Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. (He removes the mop and then takes the bucket of water, Squidward runs to the right] Okay, Squidward, this should help. "Sandy's Nutty Nieces" Squidward: Stop the waterworks! And do you think that I don't know that this grill is--? 3 Krabby Patties, 2 large Kelpy Colas, and 3 fries ready to be served. (Takes out his restraining order) But this restraining order says I can't get close enough to break it off! (Crosses out SpongeBob's name on the restraining order). Krabs! Mr. Krabs comes in and walks right into it and it knocks him on the ground) Oops! (Takes back the clarinet and growls at Patrick which Mr. Krabs appears to see what is happening). General And would you like cheese on--(Stops at a noise that sounds like someone breaking wind). (Points over to his lawyers Harry, Combover, and Bald). U.S. viewers (millions): SpongeBob: I am sharpening my trusty spatula. (Pointing at his hat) Huh? Mr. Krabs: Wow, you really sent him over the edge this time. (Patrick is still giggling) I thought not. (Starts walking toward SpongeBob) SpongeBob! They both continue to roll around and fight) I'm sorry, restraining order! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Insecurity_Guards/transcript?oldid=3257292. (Smacks SpongeBob away and continues screaming, then leaps behind a table, destroying it), (Squidward screams and whacks two customers away, he climbs up the wall and looks down at the floor). This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Two Thumbs Down" from season nine, which aired on March 12, 2016. Ahhh, what a beautiful day! (Starts walking with Patrick following behind him very closely) Patrick! SpongeBob: (Gives a big smile with twinkling eyes) Present? (Takes the restraining order and wipes the mustard off him then gives it back to SpongeBob) Thank you! I scrubbed the sinks! This page was last modified on 15 June 2020, at 19:16. 12 (Squidward takes the mustard bottle out of SpongeBob's eye), Squidward: Well, let's see. Squidward then falls into a deep fryer, SpongeBob screams and goes over to the deep fryer and picks up the net with Squidward in it, now Squidward looks like an ice cream cone when he's fried and we see a close up of the fried Squidward) I can fix this. Patrick: Oh, yeah! (Eagerly runs up to Squidward), Squidward: Now, now. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Texas" from season 1, which aired on March 22, 2000. Episode №: ", Squidward: (Whispers indistinctly in Bald's ear)...and...(Whispers some more). This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Insecurity Guards" from season twelve, which aired on June 29, 2019. (Starts sweating and shivering with Mr. Krabs now beside him), Mr. Krabs: Time for your break. (SpongeBob turns the bucket sideways and is ready pour it on Squidward but accidentally spills the water, Squidward slips on the puddle of water and is flying in mid-air) Don't worry, Squidward, I'll catch you. (He screams at the sight of his hand burning on the grill and then he then runs around SpongeBob), SpongeBob: I gotta do something. But I DO know whatever's goin' on here clearly ain't workin'! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Main Drain" from season seven, which aired on January 28, 2011.. Transcript [At the Krusty Krab, we see SpongeBob coming out of the freezer with a Krabby Patty] SpongeBob: Nothing like a fresh frozen Krabby Patty with extra freezer burn flavor. I'm sorry! Squidward: No. No monster's gonna eat our friend! Hey, Squidward. YOU! Squidward hands Patrick the ticket and Patrick takes it to SpongeBob who then makes the Krabby Patties then hands it to Patrick. Squidward: Ah...don't mind if I do. If I can't speak to, or get within fifteen feet of Squidward, how'll we get anything done around here? Uh, the grill is on. Squidward: Perhaps my lawyers should explain. Squidward? From the impact, he loses his balance and falls out the window, he then bounces on his head and then bounces off of SpongeBob's pineapple, his tentacles land over SpongeBob's eyes, causing SpongeBob to finally notice Squidward). Look, boy, I don't know what in coral cabins a restraining order is. Patrick! Work?! Squidward: (Reading a book) Oh, if I ignore it, maybe it'll go away. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (Using the restroom with Patrick beside him) Patrick! I shined the mirrors! Squidward: Oh, really? June 29, 2019 But my friends need me! (Carries the order on the hand-made spatula with strings and another piece of wood on the other side of Squidward also in front of the door. Monster! Dave: Yes, I would like 2 Double Fried Kelp Fritters, 3 Krusty Krab Cream Filled Corals, and 4 Triple Fatty Krabby Patties. (Curiously) Is that too much? Squidward is at the front doors, showing an art critic his latest painting.] No, no, no! I don't wanna go! SpongeBob: (Starts crying) I violated the restraining order! Mr. Krabs: Nice work, Patrick! SpongeBob: (Walks in front of the dotted line) Hmmm... (Scene changes to SpongeBob cooking Krabby Patties and putting them on a long hand-made spatula made of wood and mops) SpongeBob: There we go! SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward! [The episode begins at the Bikini Bottom Museum of Everything. (Goes back into his office), (Squidward grunts angrily then the scene makes a bubble transition over to a customer buying a Krabby Patty. A present? SpongeBob: Uh, sirs? Episode Transcript: Restraining SpongeBob, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Restraining_SpongeBob&oldid=172483. (Takes out Squidward's clarinet which is now soaking wet) But we're gonna need a new toilet plunger. Squidward's funny! Squidward: (Walks over to a customer) Welcome to the House of Misery. (Notices Squidward flying toward him screaming) Yikes! They both roll into the back where SpongeBob is, then they start fighting). Squidward: (Sarcastically) Ooh! Season №: I am NOT not paying you to stand around and play "Guess What the Idiot's Thinking" with Squidward! Customer: (Sounding disgusted) Do you...need a break or something? Patrick! That's great! Patrick: (Comes out of the restroom) Hi, Squidward! Mr. Krabs rushes over to the mess), Mr. Krabs: (Devastated) Me soder machine!!! Empty! I will not walk to work with yo--! (SpongeBob ducks behind the window). (Washes his hands when Patrick appears in the mirror) Patrick! SpongeBob: (Nervously) Can you make Krabby Patties for loyal Krusty Krab patrons during... "serious jail time? SpongeBob: (Amazed) Wow, Squidward! (Cuts to Patrick giggling whilst moving closer and closer to Squidward). From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Get back to...what?! (Closes the book) Okay, Patrick, what? Combover: Well then, follow the guidelines we've explained and you won't have to. (Draws a dot circle on the ground around Squidward with chalk) Likewise, you may not come within 15 feet of Mr. Squidward at any time. Maybe 'cause I have a brain? I don't understand. Mr. Krabs: It'll stand. This will not stand! What? I'm allergic to...(His body and face puff up) ...seaberries... (Frustrated) That's it! Harry: We are the law offices of Harry, Combover, and Bald! SpongeBob: (Catches up with Squidward) Walking to work, huh, Squidward? I know what I must do! Specializing in restraining order logical law (Harry, Combover, and Bald all turn to their left) and here to tell one Mr. SquarePants... Harry, Combover, & Bald: (All turning and pointing at SpongeBob) You've been served! Previous (Screams and dives toward Squidward and Patrick and breaks up the fighting) Stop! This one's broken. WHAT?! Break time's over, Mr. Squidward. (While saying this, he leans on the grill). (A time card reading "One shift later..." appears), (Scene cuts to the next day. Bald: Per paragraph 3 of the restraining order, you may no longer speak to our client. No-ho, that was not me, I swear. Squidward: (Notices the restraining order in SpongeBob's pocket and takes it) Give me that restraining order! (Takes away a star from SpongeBob's Employee Chart then walks away). ], SpongeBob and Patrick: One, two, three, four..., Patrick: I declare a … [His nose breaks off. (The last two lines are repeated several times as they both walk, Squidward finally gets fed up with SpongeBob's repetitious begging as they enter the Krusty Krab) I said NO! (Takes out the box that holds his clarinet and tries to play it, but it isn't there) Huh?

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