... assuming you don't get your info from a Cyclists Should Pay Rego blog run by a bloke with half his teef and a struggling liver. “In June 2016, driving my new born baby daughter home from the hospital, I was stuck in traffic and thinking about purchasing a 'Baby on Board' sign. You’re the writer of this absolutely fucking ridiculous story! I assume that cramming themselves into those skintight lycra outfits has probably squeezed their collective sperm count into the single digits, so it’s frankly a miracle that this bicyclist was able to reproduce at all. Most boxers won’t fight an opponent outside of their weight class. I in no way endorse it. I can be empathetic. I’m right. I have had good and bad run-ins with cyclists. PS. There’s a fixed amount of time we have on God’s green earth and most of us would rather spend it playing with our loved ones or fist-pumping to Meatloaf than staring at a bumper sticker depicting how many stick figures a Jeep owner has given birth to. I went into it hoping to learn a little more about what keeps them going (through red lights). I thought we all agreed that prunes were a punchline, not a food. The stickers cost £2.99 and are available here. Chinese bikes sell new in Australia for as little as $99.. that's around 50 quid. All in all a pretty dumb confluence of circumstances for our bicyclist friend, here. No one in the world likes prunes this much. They don’t care for laws, they don’t care for the safety of others, so why should they care about being covered in a few pesky spider webs? It’s part of a program created by CycleSpace, an Amsterdam-based start-up focused on making cities less car-centric. © 2008–present unless otherwise stated. Well, okay, granted, I’ve never done it. So congratulations, bicyclists. (AP) — Southern Indiana police say a tip from an observant citizen who noticed a cobweb-covered man riding a bicycle led to the arrests of two men for allegedly stealing bikes from a barn. Maybe he loves the feeling of silky spider webs against his skin–again, not here to judge. I thought that was decided years ago. It’s flu season, and a lot of people (myself included) are suffering from the sniffles. I have no choice to believe that The Guardian has pranked me, putting up a deliberately ridiculous recipe in the hopes that some poor sap will actually try to recreate it. Cyclists are so earnest, so serious and so humourless about their chosen calling that it is almost one’s duty to pick on them. It’s not accurate, but hey, if you’re a moron or a child, it makes a certain amount of sense. But it’s shit like this that makes the pendulum swing so very, very far in the opposite direction. Who cares about rain? If you can envision an 81-year-old man being blasted off his bike and spun through the air by a goddamn jet engine WITHOUT laughing your ass off, congratulations: you’re a better person than me. Is it worth it to attract more bicyclists to your town, prancing about in their Tour de France cosplay outfits, breezing through red lights with reckless abandon, and ultimately ensuring that your daily commute involves at least 20 minutes stuck behind four bicyclists spread out horizontally across the road moving at a leisurely 3 MPH? Step two? I hate that sparkley rich girl bumper sticker “Spoiled”… I told my husband to put that bumper sticker on the back of his beat up 89 Buick… Then that bumper sticker would be cool! Watch that dumb piece of shit fly into frame and immediately miscalculate his own height by about a foot and a half. [Leinster Leader] Delays were reported to Maynooth rail lines this afternoon, after a cyclist caused damage to a level crossing at Coolmine. I thought the whole thing with bicycling was that it was supposed to be healthy? But I just can’t stop myself from trying to help these poor bastards. I know exactly how fucking good maple syrup is. It would be the best batting average in history. I don’t know what this is but it sounds horrible. Ensure that your progeny live on. Want to breeze through a stop sign? Let’s go through this thing ingredient by ingredient, shall we? Decorate your laptops, water bottles, helmets, and cars. Thats What I Do I grow a beard and I know things Sticker. We’ve all been stuck behind buses and trucks, cut off by motorbikes or overtaken by trams and trains. Bicyclists may be the scourge of the earth, but broken clocks, etc, etc. Here's why. Look, Keene. Australia weather: Rain in Melbourne after hottest Cup Day i... Find out more about our policy and your choices, including how to opt-out. The sugar and dried fruit provide a speedy dose of energy, but you also get slow-release carbohydrates from the sweet potato that are perfect for endurance. After watching that video, I feel prepared to face the day. Even the winning boxer usually comes away bruised, battered, and bleeding. But I guess that’s just par for the bicyclist course. I’m willing to hear out the other side. On a similar note, for £1.50 you could also buy a Cyclists Stay Awesome from the road.cc shop. For instance, before the Mayweather/McGregor fight last year, Mayweather weighed in at 149.5 lbs, McGregor at 153 lbs. If you don’t want to risk falling, you don’t climb El Capitan. I mean, I’m taller than most cars. The bicyclist mentality is baked in deep–and the world of competitive bicycling is perhaps the greatest example. Just 100% id, racing out there to seize the day. All times AEDT (GMT +11). Find out more about our policy and your choices, including how to opt-out. I’m also entertained by the idea that this is just Mother Earth glaring down at this old man and saying “you spent 81 years pumping fossil fuels into my atmosphere and now that you’ve got one foot in the grave you care enough to start riding a bike? Stories like this really drive the point home. Indeed, even cyclists hate cyclists, as evidenced by an article in the normally pro-cycling Fairfax press last year titled: “I’m a cyclist.

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